I'm Elvis of the Tumblr underworld and purveyor of fine poontang. Chicks wanna bang me and dudes wanna party with me. I am to pussy what Kenny Powers is to baseball. By the way.......don't mistake my sarcasm for arrogance. I'm full of shit and quite aware of it. If your not 18 or older you should finish your vegetables and get the fuck outta here.......... scram zygote!