I'm Elvis of the Tumblr underworld and purveyor of fine poontang. Chicks wanna bang me and dudes wanna party with me. I am to pussy what Kenny Powers is to baseball. By the way.......don't mistake my sarcasm for arrogance. I'm full of shit and quite aware of it. If your not 18 or older you should finish your vegetables and get the fuck outta here.......... scram zygote!
Ask if you want KIK.
Lunchbox facts: I find stretch marks very sexy. They are a turn on for me personally. It’s interesting ……..Many of the things you gals are the most critical of or not happy with are the things I love the most. These are the things that make you unique and special. So……Chill out ladies….your fucking awesome as you are. Do I make myself clear?!
Lunchbox retrospect: Every lay in bed on a Saturday morning and the images from the night before start creeping back into your head? Did I really do that? Did that really happen? Who is this laying by me?